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| Adam Sandler lyrics
The Buffoon And The Dean Of Admissions lyrics
"And now a buffoon's meeting with the dean of admissions at a prestigious college."
[Dean:] "Well Michael, I would like to extend my warmest congradulations
on your upcoming graduation and I understand
you are interested in matriculating here in the fall."
[Buffoon:] "I got a snake, man!"
[Dean:] "Yes, pets are welcome here on campus.
Be it the traditional dog, or cat, or even the occasional reptile."
[Buffoon:] "One time I fed it some beer man! It was slithering this way and that!
It was all fucked up!"
[Dean:] "I'm sure it was.
Well we discourage inappropriate drinking among both students
and pets here on campus."
[Buffoon:] "Fuckin' Shit!"
[Dean:] "Yes, that's a not uncommon reaction to this policy.
So tell me a little bit more about your background."
[Buffoon:] "My father's a fucking asshole, man!"
[Dean:] "Hmm, I see. Your feelings of rebelion are not unusual at your age son."
[Buffoon:] "My mother's a piece of shit too!"
[Dean:] "Well, I hope you can find an outlet for your hostility
over the summer so you can come to school in the fall relaxed
and ready to learn."
[Buffoon:] "My teacher in high school was a stupid bitch, man!
She had her head way up her ass!"
[Dean:] "Well the quality of the faculty at a University
such as ours far exceeds that of a local public high school."
[Buffoon:] "Your secretary's a real fat bitch, man!"
[Dean:] "Yes, she's tried many diets over the years with minimal success."
[Buffoon:] "I had diarhea last month. I had to shit all fucking day!"
[Dean:] "Uh huh, Well we all get the occasional stomach bug,
never a pleasurable experience.
So have you given any thought to your choice of major"
[Buffoon:] "I've got a big fucking boner right now."
[Dean:] "I see. Well sexual arrousal is not uncommon during periods
of nervous tension. I do not take offense."
[Buffoon:] "One time I ate my neighbors shit!"
[Dean:] "That's understandable. Well, I enjoyed meeting you.
We'll be sending you our decision by the end of the month."
[Buffoon:] "I bet you got really hairy balls."
[Dean:] "Yes, it's a veritable forest down there. Bye bye."
Other Adam Sandler lyrics:
Assistant Principal's Big Day lyrics
At A Medium Pace lyrics
Bad Boyfriend lyrics
Buddy lyrics
Cordurory Blues lyrics
Crazy Love lyrics
Dancin' And Pantsin' lyrics
Dip Doodle lyrics
Do It For Your Mama lyrics
Fatty McGee lyrics
Food Innuendo Guy lyrics
Four Years Old lyrics
Girl lyrics
Grow Old With You lyrics
I'm So Wasted lyrics
Joining The Cult lyrics
Listenin' To The Radio lyrics
Lunchlady Land lyrics
Medium Pace lyrics
Memory Lane lyrics
Mother's Day Song lyrics
Moyda lyrics
Mr. Bake-O lyrics
Mr. Spindel's Phone Call lyrics
My Little Chicken lyrics
Ode To My Car lyrics
Oh Mom... lyrics
Pickin' Daisies lyrics
Red Hooded Sweatshirt lyrics
Right Field lyrics
Santa Song lyrics
Somebody Kill Me lyrics
Steve Polychronopolous lyrics
Sweat Beatrice lyrics
Teenage Love On The Phone lyrics
The Adventures Of The Cow lyrics
The Beating Of A High School Bus Driver lyrics
The Beating Of A High School Janitor lyrics
The Beating Of A High School Science Teacher lyrics
The Beating Of A High School Spanish Teacher lyrics
The Buffoon And The Valedictorian lyrics
The Chanuka Song lyrics
The Chanukah Song (II) lyrics
The Cheerleader lyrics
The Excited Southerner Orders A Meal lyrics
The Excited Southerner Proposes To A Woman lyrics
The Goat Song lyrics
The Hypnotist lyrics
The Lonesome Kicker lyrics
The Longest Pee lyrics
The Respect Chant lyrics
The Thanksgiving Song lyrics
Toll Booth Willie lyrics
Voodoo lyrics
What The Hell Happened To Me? lyrics
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