| Big River Soundtrack lyrics
THE ROYAL NONESUCH lyrics
She's got one big breast in the middle of her chest
And an eye in the middle of her nose
So says I, if you look her in the eye
You're better off looking up her nose
Whoever you are, wherever you've been
You've come this far
Well, come on in
See the nonesuch
I get up early, I stay up late
I've seen it before
But I still can't wait
To see the nonesuch
(REPEAT CHORUS)
Because the nonesuch will be exhibited in a state of nature
No ladies will be permitted
But the education of no man or boy is complete
Until he has witnessed this shocking spectacle
Believe you me
It's the best of the best
I know what I'm saying I've seen the rest
The nonesuch
It'll strike you blind
With a heave and a sigh
But come up close enough
To risk one eye
For the nonesuch
She's got hound dog ears that hang down to here
And lips like the bud of a rose
So says I, if you look her in the eye
You're better off looking up her nose
Only fifty cents, the one half port of o dollar
Servants ten cents
I've been to Natchez and to New Orleans
But this beats anything I've ever seen
The nonesuch
I've your money, I can see your face
Now come on in and take your place
For the nonesuch
Well, it ain't no woman and it ain't no man
And it don't wear very many clothes
So says I, if you look her in the eye
You're better off looking up her nose
Other Big River Soundtrack lyrics:
Overture lyrics
DO YA WANNA G0 TO HEAVEN lyrics
THE BOYS lyrics
WAITIN' FOR THE LIGHT TO SHINE lyrics
GUV'MENT lyrics
HAND FOR THE HOG lyrics
I, HUCKLEBERRY, ME lyrics
MUDDY WATER lyrics
THE CROSSIN' lyrics
RIVER IN THE RAIN lyrics
WHEN THE SUN GOES DOWN IN THE SOUTH lyrics
WORLDS APART lyrics
ARKANSAS lyrics
HOW BLEST WE ARE lyrics
YOU OUGHTA BE HERE WITH ME lyrics
LEAVIN'S NOT THE ONLY WAY TO G0 lyrics
FREE AT LAST lyrics
MUDDY WATER (Reprise) lyrics
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