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The Spicy Mchaggis Jig lyrics
I'll tell you a story, believe me it's true a tale you'd best hope never happens to
you old spicy mcHaggis, how he met his fate you I can save, but for him it's too
late
Spicy was big, burly and strong his pipes were gigantic, and so was his schlong from
city to city running around looking for chicks over four hundred pounds
One night at the pub a girl caught his eye big as a house, just the right size the
broad was enormous, stacked to the hilt spicy soon noticed a bulge in his kilt the
piper delivered his best pick-up line thought to himself, "this beast is all mine"
the portly young lady could stand for no more grabbed his cojones and went for the
door
They got to her house and dimmed all the lights Spicy was in for one hell of a night
he said that he loved her, he'd always be true "But Mr. McHaggis, I've only just met
you!!"
By now he saw double through his drunken eyes neither had looks or appropriate size
he came to his sense, thought to himself, "At this time of night I won't find
nothing else" he took off his shirt, she lifted her skirt, they pulled out his unit
and stared to play she asked for a glove, he gave her a shove, had baby McHaggis
nine months to-the-day.
Three packs a day, he'll smoke 'til he dies Spicy McHaggis, one hell of a guy!
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