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| Insane Clown Posse lyrics
If lyrics
If I was your tv I'd be like ";Look at me";
If I was a shooting star I'd be like ";Peace!";
If I was a fat bitches thong I'd be like ";Hell naw!'
If I was a hotties thong I'd be like ";Awwww...";
If I was a cuss word I'd just be like ";fuck";
If I was a rock on the moon I'd be chillin' like ";Sup?";
If I was a butthole I'd just be an exit
If I was the D.O.C. I'd be like ";man this is bullshit";
If I was the tires on your car I'd be like ";NEEEAAAWWW";
If I was the bumper on your car I'd be like ";Aww fuck";
If I was a balloon I'd be like ";pap";
If I was Allysa Milano I'd be fucking Joe Bruce
If I was a radio DJ I'd probably say ";the point 103";
If I was a richy ass bitch I'd be like ";umm...ok";
If I was Spin magazine I'd put me on the cover and be like ";fuck us! And
I won't read this, even us motherfucker!";
If I was your mental stress I'd be catching up
If I was your headaches every now and then I'd be like ";THONNNKK!!";
If I was your tongue I'd be hating your teeth I'd be like ";Man why do
you try to bite me every time we try to eat?";
If I was a chair I'd be like ";Sit here";
If I was Kid Rock I'd cut my feathered wolf hair
If I was your muffler I'd be like ";Shhh, quietly";
If I was a price tag I'd be like ";You ain't buying me";
If I was a fresh ass DJ I'd be like [records scratch]
If I was Jam Master J I'd be like [records scratch]
If I was a cheap clock radio I'd be like [static]
";Tune that motherfucker in";
If I was Barry White I'd be like ";What up y'all?";
If I was nipple in the cold I'd be like ";Boing";
If I was your dead uncle I'd be like ";.....";
If I was a raindrop I'd just be like ";drip";
And If I had an ax to your neck I might say ";CHOP!";
[Chorus]
If I was, if I was, but I'll never be
If I was, if I was, but I'll never be
If I was, if I was, but I'll never be
If I was, if I was, but I'll never be
If I was, if I was, but you're killing me
If I was, if I was. but you're killing me
If I was a Faygo at one of our shows, I'd fly through the air into and
ocean of juggalos
If I was Andre The Giant ";This is how I'd be talking";
If I was Father MC I'd be like ";Now what happened?";
If I was a mirror, I'd find another mirror
and look each other dead in the eye, crystal clear
If I was a slider I'd slide out your butt
I'd be floatin' in your toilet lookin' at you like ";What?";
If I was a pilot I'd be like ";This is air traffic control";
If I was John Denver I'd be like ";Nooooooo!!!!";
If I was a switch I'd be like ";Flick me, yoo-hoo";
If I was a London cop car I'd be like ";Wee-oop wee-oop";
If I was Chewbacca I'd get a fresh ass fade
If I was Vanilla Ice I'd be like ";Fuck y'all. I'm still paid";
If I was a stop sign I'd just be like ";Stop";
If I was your wooden leg I'd still be giving you the hip-hop
[Chorus}
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Chop! Chop! lyrics
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Wax Museum lyrics
Chicken Huntin lyrics
Southwest Song lyrics
Who asked You? lyrics
The Dead One lyrics
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Wagon Wagon lyrics
The Loons lyrics
The Love Song lyrics
House of Mirrors lyrics
Ringmaster's Word lyrics
Dead Body Man ( in album Terror Wheel) lyrics
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Amy's In The Attic lyrics
intro lyrics
the great milenko lyrics
hokus pokus lyrics
piggy pie lyrics
how many times lyrics
halls of illusions lyrics
house of horrors lyrics
down with the clown lyrics
just like that lyrics
Intro ( Riddle Box ) lyrics
Riddle Box lyrics
Chicken Huntin' (Slaughterhouse mix) lyrics
Toy Box lyrics
Cemetery Girl lyrics
Headless Boogie lyrics
Lil' Somethin' Somethin' lyrics
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The Killing Fields lyrics
Intro ( Tunnel Of Love ) lyrics
Super Balls lyrics
Ninja lyrics
What's the hell's a ninja? lyrics
Stomp lyrics
Prom Queen lyrics
My Kind of Bitch lyrics
When I Get Out lyrics
Hey Vato lyrics
Dead Pumpkins lyrics
Fat Sweaty Betty lyrics
Willy Bubba lyrics
Graveyard lyrics
Fuck Off lyrics
I Didn't Mean To Kill 'Em lyrics
Southwest Strangla lyrics
Santa's A Fat Bitch lyrics
Mr. Johnson's Head Remix lyrics
Clown Love lyrics
Hokus Pokus Headhuta'z Remix lyrics
Red Christmas lyrics
House Of Wonders lyrics
Mr. Rotten Treats lyrics
Piggy Pie (Old School) lyrics
I'm Not Alone lyrics
85 Bucks An Hour lyrics
Halloween On Military Street lyrics
DogBeats lyrics
Mental Warp lyrics
Intro ( The Amazing Jeckel Brothers ) lyrics
Jake Jeckel lyrics
Bring It On lyrics
I Want My Shit lyrics
Bitches (w\ old dirty bastard) lyrics
Terrible lyrics
I Stab People lyrics
Another Love Song lyrics
Everybody Rize lyrics
Play With Me lyrics
Jack Jeckel lyrics
Fuck The World lyrics
The Shaggy Show lyrics
Mad Professer lyrics
Assassins lyrics
Echoside lyrics
Nothing's Left lyrics
Bizzar lyrics
Cherry Pie (I Need a Freak) lyrics
Questions lyrics
Mr. Happy lyrics
Radio Stars lyrics
My Axe lyrics
Let's Go All the Way lyrics
Let a Killa Fuck You lyrics
Juggalo's Paradise lyrics
Crystal Ball lyrics
Take Me Away lyrics
Fearless lyrics
Rainbows & Stuff lyrics
Whut lyrics
Still Stabbin lyrics
Tilt-A-Whirl lyrics
We Gives No Fuck lyrics
Please Don't Hate Me lyrics
Behind the Paint lyrics
The Pendulum's Promise lyrics
Dirt Ball lyrics
Murder, Murder, Murder lyrics
$50 Bucks lyrics
Blam! lyrics
Sleep Walker lyrics
R-U-A Ryda? lyrics
She Aint Afraid lyrics
Slim Anus lyrics
Dead End w\Ice T" lyrics
Red Neck Neck 99 lyrics
Somebody Dissin U lyrics
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