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| Kinky Friedman lyrics
We Reserve the Right to Refuse Service to You lyrics
(Kinky Friedman, Rick Goldberg, J. Maizel)
While traveling through the Lone Star State
I lost my lunch before I ate,
It happened in a pull-ahead caf¨¦. Yahoo!
I felt my bones begin to crunch
I saw my name on the businessman¡¯s lunch
And the neck who owned the place stepped up to say:
¡°Hey buddy, are you blind,
Say, partner, can¡¯t you read the sign ?¡±
We reserve the right to refuse service to you,
Take your business back to Walgreen¡¯s,
Have you tried your local zoo ?
You smell just like a communist,
You come on through just like a Jew,
We reserve the right to refuse service to you.
Well, I walked on in to my House of God
Congregation on the nod,
Just chosen folks are doing their weekly thing.
Hear, O Israel, yes indeed,
My book was backwards, couldn¡¯t read,
But I got a good rise when I heard that Rabbi sing,
¡°Boruch atoh Adonoi,
What the hell are you doing back there, boy ?¡±
We reserve the right to refuse services to you,
Your friends are all on welfare ¡ª
You call yourself a Jew ?
You need your ticket and your tie
To zip your prayers on through,
We reserve the right to refuse services unto you.
Life from Laos and Cambodia
No more tears tonight they showed ya
The latest old war movies on TV.
You know it¡¯s bound to escalate
So go and turn on channel eight,
Watch channel seven border channel three.
Well, I won¡¯t mind your tanks and jets and jeeps
And speaking on behalf of all my fellow creeps:
We reserve the right to refuse service to you,
Right, face, forward, move
And get the children, too.
Let Saigons be bygones,
Don¡¯t you blow this world in two.
We reserve the right to refuse service to you.
Well, it¡¯s just my luck that God¡¯s a Texan
One big sonbitchin¡¯ Anglo-Saxon,
Some crazy tall Norwegian bore
Just to help my body shipped air-freight
From Texas to the Pearly Gate
Just ring the bell and leave me at the door.
I¡¯ll be somewhere over Jordan swinging low,
I¡¯ll hear them tape-recorded angels in lifelike stereo
Singing,
¡°We reserve the right to refuse service to you,
Take your business back to Walgreen¡¯s,
Have you tried your local zoo ?
Our quota¡¯s filled for this year
On singing Texas Jews,
We reserve the right to refuse service to you.¡±
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Top Ten Commandments lyrics
Popeye The Sailor Man lyrics
Before All Hell Breaks Loose lyrics
When the Lord Closes the Door (He Opens a Little Window) lyrics
Autograph lyrics
Twinkle lyrics
Ahab The Arab lyrics
Dear Abbie lyrics
Kinky lyrics
Lady Yesterday lyrics
Catfish lyrics
Bananas And Cream lyrics
Marilyn And Joe lyrics
The Take-It-Easy Trailer Park lyrics
Skatin' On Thin Ice lyrics
The Gospel Accordin' To John lyrics
Hello, Good Mornin¡¯ lyrics
Keep On The Sunnyside lyrics
Asshole from El Paso lyrics
Flyin' Down the Freeway lyrics
High on Jesus lyrics
Highway Caf¨¦ lyrics
Homo Erectus lyrics
Men's Room, L.A. lyrics
Nashville Casualty And Life lyrics
Ol' Ben Lucas lyrics
Schwinn Twenty-four lyrics
Silver Eagle Express lyrics
Sold American lyrics
The Ballad of Charles Whitman lyrics
The Tramp On The Street lyrics
Waitret, Please, Waitret lyrics
Why Do You Bob Your Nose, Girl ? (Second Hand Nose) lyrics
Wild Man From Borneo lyrics
Amelia Earhart's Last Fligh lyrics
Carrying The Torch lyrics
Cherokee Shuffle (Instrumental) lyrics
Father Let Thy Blessings lyrics
Hobo's Lullaby lyrics
Lover Please lyrics
Mama, Baby, Mama Let Me Jump In Your Pajamas lyrics
Miss Nickelodeon lyrics
Old Shep lyrics
People Who Read People Magazine lyrics
Pretty Boy Floyd lyrics
Ramblin' Boy lyrics
Rapid City, South Dakota lyrics
Ride 'em Jewboy lyrics
Rock And Roll Across The USA lyrics
Shield Of Abraham lyrics
Somethin' s Wrong With The Beaver lyrics
Somethin's Wrong With The Beaver lyrics
The Ballad Of Ira Hayes lyrics
The Boogie Man lyrics
They Ain't Makin' Jews LiKe Jesus Anymore lyrics
Wabash Cannonball lyrics
Wheels lyrics
Good-Hearted Woman lyrics
London Homesick Blues lyrics
Twirl lyrics
Rollin' In My Sweet Baby's Arms lyrics
Cotton-Eyed Joe lyrics
Up Against The Wall Redneck Mother lyrics
Okie From Muskogee lyrics
Jambalaya (On The Bayou) lyrics
Are You Sure Hank Done It This Way ? lyrics
Orange Blossom Special lyrics
Western Union Wire lyrics
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