Shakespeare wrote some plays many years ago
Some of them he called comedy
But wouldn't you know all the heroes got killed
I think it`s funny
So I don't wanna hear any more sad poetry
Another word, I don't want you to show it to me
I don't care if it's good, I don't care if it's bad
It's just too sad
If you wrote something tragic don't put it into verse
I know it rhymes with magic that makes it even worse
The one who suffers is me
You think it's funny