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I Like Chinese lyrics
The world today seems absolutely crackers
With nuclear bombs to blow us all sky high
There's fools and idiots sitting on the trigger
It's depressing and it's senseless and that's why..
I like Chinese
I like Chinese
They only come up to your knees
Yet they're always friendly
And they're ready to please
I like Chinese
I like Chinese
There's nine hundred million of them in the world today
You'd better learn to like them; that's what I say
I like Chinese
I like Chinese
They come from a long way overseas
But they're cute and they're cuddly
And they're ready to please
I like Chinese food
The waiters never are rude
Think of the many things they've done to impress
There's Maoism Taoism I Ching and Chess
So I like Chinese
I like Chinese
I like their tiny little trees
Their Zen their ping-pong their yin and yang-ese
I like Chinese thought
The wisdom that Confucious taught
If Darwin is anything to shout about
The Chinese will survive us all without any doubt
So, I like Chinese
I like Chinese
They only come up to your knees
Yet they're wise and they're witty
And they're ready to please
All together
Wo ai zhongguo ren (I like Chinese)
Wo ai zhongguo ren (I like Chinese)
Wo ai zhongguo ren (I like Chinese)
Ni hao ma; ni hao ma; ni hao ma; zaijien! (How are you; how are you; how are you;
goodbye!)
I like Chinese
I like Chinese
Their food is guaranteed to please
A fourteen a seven a nine and lychees
I like Chinese
I like Chinese
I like their tiny little trees
Their Zen their ping-pong their yin and yang-ese
I like Chinese
I like Chinese
They only come up to your knees...
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