The Wheel of the Quivering Meat Conception lyrics (Ian Hunter/Guy Stevens)
This isn't a song in the true sense of the word - it is an end-of-session jam (sounds a bit like 'The Journey'); but I have included it anyway.
This has been
the Mott the Hoople
light orchestra, [who've] been
playing some goodies
and some newies
and some oldies
and some filthies
and some weirdies
and some queries
just for you