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| Seussical Soundtrack lyrics
Military, The lyrics
SCHMITZ
The military academy
Is the place where he should be sent.
We'll drill the silliness from his head-
I'm sure we'll make a dent!
We'll teach him fighting
And left and righting
Until he's muscled and tan!
A-hut-two-three!
He's pathetic!
A-hut-two-three!
Unathletic!
A-hut-two-three!
But I'm betting we can!
The military!
That's what makes a boy...
A man!
(CADETS enter)
CADETS
Schmitz, Schmitz, Schmitz, Schmitz,
Schmitz, Schmitz, Schmitz, Schmitz,
SCHMITZ
Look at these boys.
Why, you'd never know that just a few short months ago this one hummed in the shower!
This one couldn't color within the lines. And this one actually had an Opinion!
SCHMITZ
Our boys believe
In the right of every who
To eat their bread
Butter side up!
CADETS
Butter side up!
SCHMITZ
One thing we trust
On this fragile speck of dust
Is eating bread
Butter side up!
JOJO
Butter side up?
SCHMITZ
And as for those who like their butter down
CADETS
Down! Down! Down!
SCHMITZ, CADETS
We'll go to war
And run them out of town!
(DANCE BREAK, in which the CADETS perform military exercises.
JOJO tries to imitate them with little success.)
CADETS
A-hut-two-three!
SCHMITZ
We enlist 'em.
CADETS
A-Hut-Two-Three
SCHMITZ
In our system.
And boys soon see
Nothing's easier than...
The military!
SCHMITZ CADETS
That's what makes a boy...
That's what makes a boy... That's what makes a boy ... That's what makes a boy...
A man!!! A man!!!
(SCHMITZ starts a "marching call" and the CADETS begin to march off in line.
JOJO tries to keep up.)
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9.1 THE MILITARY (PLAYOFF: GREEN EGGS AND HAM)
SCHMITZ
I do not like green eggs and ham!
CADETS
Do not like green eggs and ham!
SCHMITZ
I do not like them, Sam I am!
CADETS
Do not like them, Sam I am!
SCHMITZ
Sound off!
CADETS
Eggs and ham!
SCHMITZ
Sound off!
CADETS
Sam I am!
SCHMITZ & CADETS
I do not like green eggs...
And ham!
Schmitz, Schmitz, Schmitz, Schmitz...
(JOJO'S PARENTS are gone as the scene transitions to JOJO'S military school,
HE is now alone in his bunk bed.
Simultaneously we see HORTON alone, guarding his clover. Night falls.)
Other Seussical Soundtrack lyrics:
Overture lyrics
Oh, The Thinks You Can Think lyrics
Horton Hears A Who lyrics
Biggest Blame Fool lyrics
Here On Who lyrics
Day For The Cat In The Hat, A lyrics
It's Possible (In McElligot's Pool) lyrics
How To Raise A Child lyrics
Alone In The Universe lyrics
One Feather Tail Of Miss Gertrude McFuzz, The lyrics
Amazing Mayzie lyrics
Amayzing Gertrude lyrics
Monkey Around lyrics
Chasing The Whos lyrics
Solla Solew lyrics
How Lucky You Are lyrics
Notice Me, Horton lyrics
How Lucky You Are (Mayzie's Reprise) lyrics
Act 1 - Finale: Horton Sits On The Egg lyrics
Egg, Nest and Tree lyrics
Mayzie In Palm Beach lyrics
Alone In The Universe (Reprise) lyrics
Havin' A Hunch lyrics
All For You lyrics
The People Versus Horton The Elephant lyrics
Finale\Oh, The Thinks You Can Think (Reprise) lyrics
Green Eggs And Ham lyrics
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