";It is a far far better thing that I do now than I have ever done before
It is a far far better place that I go to than I have ever known before";
My slap 'n' tickle made her giggle
Made her wiggle like a willow tree
So suggestively
So I suggested
She protested
I persisted till she said ";Well, okay...";
And I said ";Wey-hey!";
In or out¡ªof one thing there can be no doubt
Out or in¡ªthis is not a sin¡ªit's not even original!
And hey, we're all individuals¡ªso let the games begin!
I fall in love with someone new practically every day but that's okay
It's just the price I pay for being a man (if that's really what I am)
And I refuse to take it all too seriously
It's such a strange activity,
Far too peculiar to be taken any other way
Don't wait until tomorrow¡ªdo it today