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| Tom Waits lyrics
Step Right Up lyrics
Step right up
step right up
step right up
Everyone's a winner, bargains galore
That's right, you too can be the proud owner
Of the quality goes in before the name goes on
One-tenth of a dollar
one-tenth of a dollar
we got service after sales
You need perfume? we got perfume
how 'bout an engagement ring?
Something for the little lady
something for the little lady
Something for the little lady, hmm
Three for a dollar
We got a year-end clearance, we got a white sale
And a smoke-damaged furniture
you can drive it away today
Act now, act now
and receive as our gift, our gift to you
They come in all colors, one size fits all
No muss, no fuss, no spills
you're tired of kitchen drudgery
Everything must go
going out of business
going out of business
Going out of business sale
Fifty percent off original retail price
skip the middle man
Don't settle for less
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how do we do it?
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Now you've heard it advertised, don't hesitate
Don't be caught with your drawers down
Don't be caught with your drawers down
You can step right up, step right up
That's right, it filets, it chops
It dices, slices, never stops
lasts a lifetime, mows your lawn
And it mows your lawn
and it picks up the kids from school
It gets rid of unwanted facial hair
it gets rid of embarrassing age spots
It delivers a pizza
and it lengthens, and it strengthens
And it finds that slipper that's been at large
under the chaise longe for several weeks
And it plays a mean Rhythm Master
It makes excuses for unwanted lipstick on your collar
And it's only a dollar, step right up
it's only a dollar, step right up'Cause it forges your signature.
If not completely satisfied
mail back unused portion of product
For complete refund of price of purchase
Step right up
Please allow thirty days for delivery
don't be fooled by cheap imitations
You can live in it, live in it
laugh in it, love in it
Swim in it, sleep in it
Live in it, swim in it
laugh in it, love in it
Removes embarrassing stains from contour sheets
that's right
And it entertains visiting relatives
it turns a sandwich into a banquet
Tired of being the life of the party?
Change your shorts
change your life
change your life
Change into a nine-year-old Hindu boy
get rid of your wife
And it walks your dog, and it doubles on sax
Doubles on sax, you can jump back Jack
see you later alligator
See you later alligator
And it steals your car
It gets rid of your gambling debts, it quits smoking
It's a friend, and it's a companion
And it's the only product you will ever need
Follow these easy assembly instructions
it never needs ironing
Well it takes weights off hips, bust
thighs, chin, midriff
Gives you dandruff, and it finds you a job
it is a job
And it strips the phone company free
take ten for five exchange
And it gives you denture breath
And you know it's a friend, and it's a companion
And it gets rid of your traveler's checks
It's new, it's improved, it's old-fashioned
Well it takes care of business
never needs winding
Never needs winding
never needs winding
Gets rid of blackheads, the heartbreak of psoriasis
Christ, you don't know the meaning of heartbreak, buddy
C'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon
'Cause it's effective, it's defective
it creates household odors
It disinfects, it sanitizes for your protection
It gives you an erection
it wins the election
Why put up with painful corns any longer?
It's a redeemable coupon, no obligation
no salesman will visit your home
We got a jackpot, jackpot, jackpot
prizes, prizes, prizes, all work guaranteed
How do we do it
how do we do it
how do we do it
how do we do it
We need your business
we're going out of business
We'll give you the business
Get on the business
end of our going-out-of-business sale
Receive our free brochure, free brochure
Read the easy-to-follow assembly instructions
batteries not included
Send before midnight tomorrow, terms available
Step right up
step right up
step right up
You got it buddy: the large print giveth
and the small print taketh away
Step right up
you can step right up
you can step right up
C'mon step right up
(Get away from me kid, you bother me...)
Step right up, step right up, step right up
c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon
Step right up
you can step right up
c'mon and step right up
C'mon and step right up
Other Tom Waits lyrics:
I Hope That I Don't Fall in Love with You lyrics
Virginia Avenue lyrics
Old Shoes (And Picture Postcards) lyrics
Midnight Lullaby lyrics
Martha lyrics
Rosie lyrics
Lonely lyrics
Little Trip to Heaven (On the Wings of your Love) lyrics
Closing Time lyrics
New Coat Of Paint lyrics
San Diego Serenade lyrics
Semi Suite lyrics
(Looking For) The Heart of Saturday Night lyrics
Fumblin' With the Blues lyrics
Depot, Depot lyrics
Drunk on the Moon lyrics
The Ghosts of Saturday Night lyrics
(Opening Intro) lyrics
Emotional Weather Report lyrics
On a Foggy Night lyrics
Eggs & Sausage lyrics
Better Off Without a Wife lyrics
Warm Beer and Cold Women lyrics
Spare Parts I (A Nocturnal Emission) lyrics
Spare Parts II and Closing lyrics
Nighthawk Postcards (From Easy Street) lyrics
Putnam County lyrics
Big Joe and Phantom 309 lyrics
Tom Traubert's Blues lyrics
Jitterbug Boy lyrics
The Piano Has Been Drinking lyrics
Invitation to the Blues lyrics
Pasties and a G-string lyrics
Bad Liver and a Broken Heart lyrics
The One That Got Away lyrics
I Can't Wait to Get Off Work lyrics
I Wish I Was in New Orleans lyrics
Small Change lyrics
Cinny's Waltz lyrics
Muriel lyrics
I Never Talk To Strangers lyrics
Medley: Jack & Neal\California, Here I Come lyrics
A Sight For Sore Eyes lyrics
Potter's Field lyrics
Burma Shave lyrics
Barber Shop lyrics
Foreign Affair lyrics
Somewhere (from West Side Story) lyrics
Romeo is Bleeding lyrics
$29.00 lyrics
Wrong Side of the Road lyrics
Whistlin' Past the Graveyard lyrics
Kentucky Avenue lyrics
A Sweet Little Bullet from a Pretty Blue Gun lyrics
Blue Valentines lyrics
Christmas Card from a Hooker in Minneapolis lyrics
Heartattack and Vine lyrics
In Shades lyrics
Saving All My Love For You lyrics
Downtown lyrics
Jersey Girl lyrics
'Til the Money Runs Out lyrics
On the Nickel lyrics
Mr. Siegal lyrics
Is There Any Way Out Of This Dream lyrics
Picking Up After You lyrics
Old Boyfriends lyrics
Broken Bicycles lyrics
I Beg Your Pardon lyrics
Little Boy Blue lyrics
You Can't Unring a Bell lyrics
This One's From the Heart lyrics
Take Me Home lyrics
Once Upon a Town lyrics
The Wages of Love lyrics
Shore Leave lyrics
Dave the Butcher lyrics
Town With No Cheer lyrics
In the Neighborhood lyrics
Just Another Sucker on the Vine lyrics
Frank's Wild Years lyrics
Down, Down, Down lyrics
Soldier's Things lyrics
Gin Soaked Boy lyrics
Trouble's Braids lyrics
Rainbirds lyrics
Swordfishtrombones lyrics
Singapore lyrics
Tango 'Til They're Sore lyrics
Diamonds and Gold lyrics
Hang Down Your Head lyrics
Midtown lyrics
Union Square lyrics
Blind Love lyrics
Walking Spanish lyrics
Downtown Train lyrics
Bride of Rain Dog lyrics
Anywhere I Lay My Head lyrics
Cemetery Polka lyrics
Jockey Full of Bourbon lyrics
9th & Hennepin lyrics
Hang On St. Christopher lyrics
Blow Wind Blow lyrics
Temptation lyrics
Innocent When You Dream lyrics
I'll Be Gone lyrics
Please Wake Me Up lyrics
Frank's Theme lyrics
More Than Rain lyrics
I'll Take New York lyrics
16 Shells From a Thirty-Ought-Six lyrics
Big Black Mariah lyrics
Clap Hands lyrics
Cold Cold Ground lyrics
Falling Down lyrics
Johnsburg, Illinois lyrics
Rain Dogs lyrics
Red Shoes by the Drugstore lyrics
Ruby's Arms lyrics
Straight To the Top (Rhumba) lyrics
Straight To the Top (Vegas) lyrics
Strange Weather lyrics
Telephone Call From Istanbul lyrics
Train Song lyrics
Underground lyrics
Way Down in the Hole lyrics
Yesterday Is Here lyrics
Gun Street Girl lyrics
Time lyrics
Frank's Song lyrics
Goin' Down Slow lyrics
Had Me A Girl lyrics
I'm Your Late Night Evening Prostitute lyrics
Ice Cream Man lyrics
Little Trip To Heaven lyrics
Looks Like I'm Up Shit Creek Again lyrics
Midnight Lullabye lyrics
Poncho's Lament lyrics
Rockin' Chair lyrics
So Long I'll See Ya lyrics
Virginia Ave. lyrics
When You Ain't Got Nobody lyrics
Earth Died Screaming lyrics
Dirt in the Ground lyrics
Such A Scream lyrics
All Stripped Down lyrics
Who Are You lyrics
The Ocean Doesn't Want Me lyrics
Jesus Gonna Be Here lyrics
In the Colosseum lyrics
Goin' Out West lyrics
Murder in the Red Barn lyrics
Black Wings lyrics
Whistle Down the Wind lyrics
I Don't Wanna Grow Up lyrics
Let Me Get Up On It lyrics
That Feel lyrics
A Little Rain lyrics
Back in the Good Old World lyrics
Los Angeles Mood lyrics
Los Angeles Theme lyrics
New York Theme lyrics
New York Mood lyrics
Baby, I'm Not A Baby Anymore lyrics
Good Old World lyrics
Carnival Bob's Confession lyrics
On the Other Side of the World lyrics
Lucky Day Overture lyrics
The Black Rider lyrics
November lyrics
Just the Right Bullets lyrics
Black Box Theme lyrics
T'ain't No Sin lyrics
Flash Pan Hunter\Intro lyrics
That's the Way lyrics
The Briar and the Rose lyrics
Russian Dance lyrics
Gospel Train\Orchestra lyrics
I'll Shoot the Moon lyrics
Flash Pan Hunter lyrics
Crossroads lyrics
Gospel Train lyrics
Interlude lyrics
Oily Night lyrics
Lucky Day lyrics
The Last Rose of Summer lyrics
Carnival lyrics
Blue Skies lyrics
Diamonds on my Windshield lyrics
Grapefruit Moon lyrics
Hope I Don't Fall In Love With You lyrics
In Between Love lyrics
I Want You lyrics
Mockin' Bird lyrics
Nobody lyrics
Ol' 55 lyrics
Old Shoes lyrics
Please Call Me, Baby lyrics
Shiver Me Timbers lyrics
So It Goes lyrics
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