Verse 1:
Little Lady standin¡¯ next to me
Isn¡¯t she a pretty thing
I¡¯m the one who put that ring on her left hand
Another fella can tip his hat
And I¡¯m as gentle as a pussycat
But let it go much further than that and he¡¯s a dead man
Chorus:
That¡¯s a good way
That¡¯s a real good way
That¡¯s a real good way to get on my bad side
Verse 2:
Politician on my TV
Says he¡¯s only lookin¡¯ out for me
That he knows what the poor man needs in the long run
But every year he gives himself a raise
With a chunk of every buck I make
Now he¡¯s talkin¡¯ like he wants to take my shotgun
Repeat Chorus
Verse 3:
I ain¡¯t looking for no trouble, don¡¯t wanna start no fight
Don¡¯t want more than I got comin¡¯, I only wanna do what¡¯s right
Just treat me like I treat you and we¡¯ll get along just fine
But mister take one step across that line
Repeat Chorus
Bridge:
I like Van Halen and I like George Jones
Charlie Daniels and the Rolling Stones
And Bocephus when he rocks and rolls still kills me
Ought to be a law against cowboy rap
And all that boy band crap
A little sissy in a cowboy hat ain¡¯t country¡..but