| DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince lyrics
Everything that Glitters (Ain't Always Gold) lyrics
Aw man!
Put that ol' dumb horn down
Hey, Jazzy
Jazzy
Show this boy what some real music 'posed to sound like
He-he-ha!
( *drums and horns set in* )
1-2-3-4
( *Jazzy Jeff starts scratching* )
(Don't stop the rock)
Now that's a record!
Now that's a record!
Go Jazzy, go Jazzy, go
I want to be remembered for the songs that I sing
Not only for the humor, but for the knowledge I bring
To broaden the horizons of others is why I rap this
Enlightening minds with my lyrical tactics
In life everything ain't always what it seems
But people are enchanted by things that gleam
You know, bright fancy cars, big yachts and mansions
On the beaches of Aruba with a girlie romancin
Now I'm about to tell you a very artistic fable
More fun than when you first got cable
The moral to be learned from this story to be told
Is that everything that glitters ain't always gold
On July 11th I was sittin at home
Talkin to my girlfriend Geena on the telephone
Flippin through the newspaper checkin the news
When I saw an advertisement for a Carribean cruise
It said, 'Sunny skies and romantic nights
On an incredible ship' - and I got hype
It said it's like the _Love Boat_, baskin in the sun
Promisin fun for you and for everyone
I said, ";That's dope! Baby, you're down?";
She said, ";Yeah, we could leave right now!";
The very next day I put the check in the mail
And one week later we were ready to sail
The brochure said that the boat was large
But it was nothin but a broken-down barnacle barge!
And if it wasn't for my girlfriend, I wouldn'ta went
Because the captain was a cross-eyed hunchback with a limp
The cruise was paid for and the food was free
So I said what the hell and set out to sea
It didn't take long to notice something was wrong
The ship was a mess and we were the only ones on it
I didn't wanna panic, so I chilled for a while
Till the captain pulled up to what we thought was a deserted isle
We looked on to the beach and almost went bezerk
We saw 300 natives with spears and grass skirts!
The said, ";Hung-a-dung-a-digi-dung-da-doa";
I said, ";Hey baby, I guess that means get off the boat";
Their chief said they needed a human sacrifice
I said, ";Well, just take my girl - he-he - syke";
I was jokin, but things got serious
Their leader came out and he was curious
He got in my face and his breath was the worst
I said, ";Hey baby, you got some mints in your purse?";
His breath was stinkin with filthy brown teeth
And two big crusty ashy hairy feet
The worst thing, he had no toenail on his toes
And a big Teradactyl bird bone in his nose
I tried to reason with him, he wasn't with it
He said, ";Tenga-shanko,"; that meant 'forget it'
He said, ";Gunga-shang-tang-da-bong-da-boo";
That meant 'tonight we're having Fresh Prince stew'
Then I saw it - no, it's not
The big Indiana Jones people cooking pot!
I wanted to fight em, but there was no way to beat em
I thought to myself, 'Where's Tarzan when you need him?'
Just as they were contemplatin cookin us up
We had a major struck of luck, a Navy ship pulled up
The troops came off and they got us out of the pot
And I said to the chief, ";Yo, I get witcha, hops!";
The guy that rescued us said, ";I hate to tell you
The captain of your ship, he had just escaped from Belview
We've been following him and finally we got him
We're sorry, there's no way that you can possibly get a refund";
A thousand dollars and a weekend island drained
But a lesson well learned, so let me explain
There's a very important message that needs to be told
It's that everything that glitters ain't always gold
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Girls Ain't Nothing But Trouble lyrics
Guys ain't nothing but trouble lyrics
Just One of those Days lyrics
Just Rockin' lyrics
The Magnificent Jazzy Jeff lyrics
Rock The House lyrics
Special Announcement lyrics
Takin It to the Top lyrics
Touch of Jazz lyrics
Don't Even Try It lyrics
Here We Go Again lyrics
Time to Chill lyrics
Pump Up the Bass lyrics
Let's Get Busy Baby lyrics
Live at Union Square lyrics
D.J. on the Wheels lyrics
My Buddy lyrics
Rhythm Trax - House Party Style lyrics
He's the DJ, I'm the Rapper lyrics
Hip Hop Dancer's Theme lyrics
Jazzy's in the House lyrics
Nightmare on My Street lyrics
Brand New Funk lyrics
Charlie Mack (1st Out of the Limo) lyrics
As We Go lyrics
Parent's Just Don't Understand lyrics
Human Video Game lyrics
Then She Bit Me lyrics
Jazzy's Groove lyrics
The Reverend lyrics
Who Stole My Car? lyrics
The Men of Your Dreams lyrics
Numero Uno lyrics
I Think I Can Beat Mike Tyson lyrics
You Got It (Donut) lyrics
The Girlie Had a Mustache lyrics
Too Damn Hype lyrics
Jeff Waz on the Beat Box lyrics
Summertime lyrics
The Things That U Do lyrics
This Boy is Smooth lyrics
A Dog is a Dog lyrics
Caught in the Middle lyrics
Trapped on the Dancefloor lyrics
Who Stole the D.J. lyrics
You Saw My Blinker (Bitch) lyrics
Dumb Dancin' lyrics
Summertime (Reprise) lyrics
I'm All That lyrics
Ring My Bell lyrics
Somethin' Like Dis lyrics
I'm Looking for the One lyrics
I Cant wait to be with you lyrics
Just Kickin' It lyrics
I Wanna Rock lyrics
Scream lyrics
Boom! Shake The Room lyrics
Twinkle Twinkle (I'm Not A Star) lyrics
Code Red lyrics
Shadow Dreams lyrics
Ain't No Place Like Home lyrics
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