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| DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince lyrics
Then She Bit Me lyrics
I was in a club, one Friday.
A lovely Lady comes walking my way.
She walked up and she said hello.
I said hi, my names Joe.
I was lyin', so was she.
She said her name was Donna,
But her shirt said Marie.
Once you get to know me,
you'll never forget me.
I said why, then she bit me.
Ouch!
That didn't hurt.
Kinda nicked me,
but she ripped my shirt.
At that point I fell asleep.
Woke up at her house,
In the back of a jeep.
A Blazer, '89
Tinted windows,
I wish it was mine.
Oh, it is,
But where are my keys?
There they are...in the ignition.
I'm at her house.
It's a Tepee.
No, a skyscrapper.
No, an igloo.
No, it's a shack.
Forget it, I'll go around back.
It's a castle, with a moat
How I get Across...Boat.
(Twilight Zone noise)
Shooo...I hate that sound.
I went inside,
Looked right, looked left.
There she is.
Oh, no Thats Jeff.
He's invisible.
I went downstairs.
It's a loft.
No, it's a dungeon!
There she is, doing areobics.
No, yoga.
No, karate.
*You killed my teacher!!!*
But what a body!
No, she wasn't there.
I'm tellin you I saw her.
No, really I saw her.
She was playing checkers.
No, Nintendo.
Ok, I'm lying.
There she is,
Watching T.V.
All My Children.
No, thats Cosby.
No, Speed Racer.
No, thats Shaft.
No, thats Kimble.
My fault...the T.V.'s off.
There she is, what a doll.
No, that's Chucky from Child's play!
I kissed her,
And she told me this is home...
I entered a dimension Called The Twilight Zone....
Where anything can happen.
I'm rough like sandpaper,
Hard like algebra.
You should be glad that I was nice,
And I allowed ya to
Step on stage.
To kick your ryhmes off.
I tried to be nice,
But you mistook that for softness.
Now it's goin' to hell with your opinion!
What I say goes fom now on,
This is my dominion!
Are there any rappers to step on stage
Cause if you do You'll feel the force of my rage,
I'm on a rampage!!!!!!!
Syche just hit me.
Jeff wanted to do that,
But I didn't.
I thought that it would make the reccord dumb.
I guess I wasn't wrong.
Jack and Jill went up a hill,
To fetch a pail of water.
Jack fell down,
And broke his crown....
Hickory, dickory, dock.
Got to use the bathroom now,
Sike, I was drafted.
Other DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince lyrics:
Girls Ain't Nothing But Trouble lyrics
Guys ain't nothing but trouble lyrics
Just One of those Days lyrics
Just Rockin' lyrics
The Magnificent Jazzy Jeff lyrics
Rock The House lyrics
Special Announcement lyrics
Takin It to the Top lyrics
Touch of Jazz lyrics
Don't Even Try It lyrics
Here We Go Again lyrics
Time to Chill lyrics
Pump Up the Bass lyrics
Let's Get Busy Baby lyrics
Live at Union Square lyrics
D.J. on the Wheels lyrics
My Buddy lyrics
Rhythm Trax - House Party Style lyrics
He's the DJ, I'm the Rapper lyrics
Hip Hop Dancer's Theme lyrics
Jazzy's in the House lyrics
Nightmare on My Street lyrics
Brand New Funk lyrics
Charlie Mack (1st Out of the Limo) lyrics
As We Go lyrics
Parent's Just Don't Understand lyrics
Human Video Game lyrics
Jazzy's Groove lyrics
The Reverend lyrics
Who Stole My Car? lyrics
The Men of Your Dreams lyrics
Numero Uno lyrics
I Think I Can Beat Mike Tyson lyrics
Everything that Glitters (Ain't Always Gold) lyrics
You Got It (Donut) lyrics
The Girlie Had a Mustache lyrics
Too Damn Hype lyrics
Jeff Waz on the Beat Box lyrics
Summertime lyrics
The Things That U Do lyrics
This Boy is Smooth lyrics
A Dog is a Dog lyrics
Caught in the Middle lyrics
Trapped on the Dancefloor lyrics
Who Stole the D.J. lyrics
You Saw My Blinker (Bitch) lyrics
Dumb Dancin' lyrics
Summertime (Reprise) lyrics
I'm All That lyrics
Ring My Bell lyrics
Somethin' Like Dis lyrics
I'm Looking for the One lyrics
I Cant wait to be with you lyrics
Just Kickin' It lyrics
I Wanna Rock lyrics
Scream lyrics
Boom! Shake The Room lyrics
Twinkle Twinkle (I'm Not A Star) lyrics
Code Red lyrics
Shadow Dreams lyrics
Ain't No Place Like Home lyrics
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