(This Could Be) The Last Time lyrics (Difford/Tilbrook)
I¡¯ve been totally re-strung
I¡¯m in tune and I¡¯m in love
I¡¯m a piano that¡¯s made out of fruit
I¡¯m the frog she chose to kiss
Perhaps not a handsome prince
There is nothing I feel I¡¯ve got to prove
If I fall in love again it could be the last time
If I fall in love again will I repeat
The mistakes that I made
And then make them again like a creep
This could be the last time
This could be the last time for me If it¡¯s happiness you crave
Won¡¯t you look at me today
I¡¯m smiling like the cat with all the cream
There¡¯s a swagger in my walk
A grade ¡°A¡± in my report
I¡¯m the salmon who made it back up stream
I¡¯m a slightly chipped antique
In a market going cheap
That someday will be worth a thousand pounds
I¡¯ve shed the walls of my cocoon
Normal service has resumed
There¡¯s no need to paint
A face on this clown