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Hard on the Boulevard lyrics
Sunshine, convertable tops
You call 'em rags, we call 'em drops
You ride black walls, we ride Vogues
You got a girlfriend, we pimp hoes
You say I'm fake, I say you're smoking
I'm just a mack named $hort from Oakland
Just like a tag team wrestling tip
With a nasty bitch, then the homie switch
Bitch, ain't getting nothing but a lesson taught
If your pimping ain't strong, it's not my fault
Hoes start choosing, wouldn't give 'em a break
I pull out my old white Too $hort tape
I'm playing ";Dope Fiend Beat"; and the shit still hits
Trying to stick my dick all in them lips
She said ";No, I never did it before";
Well you ain't the bitch I'm looking for
Cause she's rich and thick and chocolate
Wouldn't hesitate to lick my dick
All my parters say ";$hort what's up?";
See me with a bitch with a big-ass butt
I don't answer, I start laughing
Nothing going on but the Oaktown macking
Laying it right, all damn night
Hoes getting sprung like they smoking the pipe
El Dorado, Mazeratti
Nothing but freaks with fine bodies
I love to roll my Mercedes Benz
I'm nothing but a player like all my friends
So when you call me fake, be for real
The call me Short Dog cause I'm hard as hell
Hope your girlfriend's name ain't Linelle
I screwed her last night in a cheap motel
Like I told my crew, when the toss up's chill
Humping like a Chevy rolling down Foothill
Get off the pipe fool, stop cracking
Be like Short Dog and start macking
T double O S-H-O-R-T
I go solo, can't nobody fuck with me
I'll just kick back counting my bank
No cokes smoking, just potent dank
Funky fresh on the microphone
When you spin that wax, it's not the same ol' song
Round and round it goes, where it stops no one knows
You see me at the clubs catching all the hoes
I don't drink vodka, I do drink gin
I like to get a blowjob from your girlfriend
Cause I'm macking, baby, you know that's right
I'm from the Oaktown, straight Eastside
I got all my game from East Oakland streets
Now motherfuck you damn shit-haired freaks
I go on and on as I sing my song
If you're tender and young, I fuck you all night long
I'm not a no-good punk, I didn't make you flunk
I didn't tell the whole world your pussy stunk
I cut you slack in my rap, I could've macked your mother
But Life is Too $hort so I kept it undercover
I'm so damn hard, on the boulevard
Hoes ain't tripping on me, they wanna fuck my car
Freak nasty don't trip, to me it ain't shit
You can suck my dick with some fat hoe lips
Riding in a Caddy with the top let down
California sunshine, cruising the town
On the boulevard, maybe drop my top
If you're feeling hot, don't even stop
Cause it feels so good, I'm oh so sprung
They way you work that tongue, it just makes me cum
I told all my homies, all about
The way I bust big nuts, in your mouth
On the boulevard, we're riding oh so real
Not Skyline, I'm talking about Foothill
And when it ended, you know what happened
I'm so hard I just can't stop macking
I know I gotta stop sooner, but I'll stop later
They call me Short Dog, I'm nothing but a player
I know what she's thinking, ";I'm falling in love";
But there's another freak I'm thinking of
She's got long long hair, she's not like you though
She'll do whatever I say, she'll even be my hoe
Cause I don't wanna get married, I'd rather freak Mary
Make good love and I do mean very
Wherever I go, it's the same old case
Same damn thing all over the place
(Nothing but bitches) Tight-ass jeans to pose in
I used to ride the strip trying to catch the hoes
They wasn't choosing, nope not these hoes
They wanted big time Vettes, riding brand new Vouges
So like I said before, I ain't tripping
Told myself it's time to stop bullshitting
Did the gangster walk, did it like this
Walked up to a girl and I called her a bitch
I said ";My name is $hort, I don't play games
I only play young bitches, now what's your name?";
She said ";I wouldn't tell you in all my life
You're just a little thug, you're not my type";
I said ";I'm Sir Too $hort, couldn't be no punk";
East Oaktown is where I'm from
You see wherever I go, it's the same old case
Same damn thing all over the place
(Nothing but bitches) Mad cause I told the truth
I'm calling you one and you can call me, too
Call me Too $hort, call me ";Too Thin";
But you wouldn't get a dime out of this pimp
So just give it up baby and I'll run right through ya
Maybe just maybe I'll come back to ya
Like Too Clean, I'm riding Cadillac
I hit the strip, turn around, and come right back
See I'm a big mack, and every bitch in sight
Says ";Is that Short Dog sitting at a red light?";
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It's Your Life lyrics
The Ghetto lyrics
Short But Funky lyrics
In the Oaktown lyrics
Dead or Alive lyrics
Punk Bitch lyrics
Ain't Nuthin But a Word to Me lyrics
Pimpology lyrics
Paula & Janet lyrics
Rap Like Me lyrics
Intro: Shorty the Pimp lyrics
In the Trunk lyrics
I Ain't Nothin But a Dog lyrics
Hoes lyrics
No Love From Oakland lyrics
I Want to Be Free (That's the Truth) lyrics
Hoochie lyrics
Step Daddy lyrics
It Don't Stop lyrics
So You Want to Be a Gangster lyrics
Somethin to Ride To lyrics
Gettin' It lyrics
Survivin' the Game lyrics
That's Why lyrics
Bad Ways lyrics
Fuck My Car lyrics
Take My Bitch lyrics
Buy You Some lyrics
Pimp Me lyrics
Baby D lyrics
Nasty Rhymes lyrics
Never Talk Down lyrics
I Must Confess lyrics
Anything is Possible lyrics
You Nasty lyrics
Pimp Shit lyrics
Just Like Dope lyrics
Call Me Daddy lyrics
Where They At? lyrics
2 Bitches lyrics
All the Time lyrics
Don't Hate the Player lyrics
Keep Fuckin' Me lyrics
I Luv lyrics
Late Night Creep lyrics
These Are the Tales lyrics
This How We Eat lyrics
Candy Paint lyrics
Fire lyrics
Can I Hit It lyrics
Chase the Cat lyrics
Don't Ever Give Up lyrics
Domestic Violence lyrics
Player For Life lyrics
Analyze the Game lyrics
Talkin' Shit lyrics
Mack Attack lyrics
Freaky Tales lyrics
Dope Fiend Beat lyrics
Little Girls lyrics
Can't Stay Away (Can't Stay Away ) lyrics
Ain't No Bitches lyrics
Can't Stop lyrics
Here We Go (J.D. Remix) lyrics
More Freaky Tales lyrics
Good Life lyrics
Longevity lyrics
How Does it Feel lyrics
What Happened to the Groupies lyrics
Can't Stay Away lyrics
Ain't Nuthin Like Pimpin lyrics
Cocktales lyrics
Can I Get A Bitch lyrics
Coming Up $hort lyrics
Thangs Change lyrics
Paystyle lyrics
Givin up the Funk lyrics
Top Down lyrics
We Do This lyrics
Game lyrics
Sample The Funk lyrics
Don't Fuck for Free lyrics
Don't Fight the Intro lyrics
I'm a Playa lyrics
Just Anotha Day lyrics
Gotta Get Some Lovin' lyrics
Money In The Ghetto lyrics
Blowjob Betty lyrics
All My Bitches Are Gone lyrics
The Dangerous Crew lyrics
Get In Where You Fit In lyrics
Playboy $hort lyrics
Way Too Real lyrics
It's All Good lyrics
Oakland Style lyrics
Life is Too $hort lyrics
Rhymes lyrics
I Ain't Trippin lyrics
Nobody Does It Better lyrics
Oakland lyrics
Don't Fight the Feeling lyrics
Cusswords lyrics
City of Dope lyrics
Pimp the Ho lyrics
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