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These Are the Tales lyrics
[Too $hort]
These are the tales
These are the tales that I tell so well
(tune in to the history channel)
These are the tales (learn a lesson biatch)
these are the tales that I tell so well (Short Dog)
I'm thinkin' way back, it's been a long long time
In 1980 I wrote my first rhyme
I like to spit a lot of game
but back then, I was just sayin' my name
I had a record player, on my stereo
Got down on my knees with my radio
From Oakland California with some new shit
I'm Sir Too $hort I'm bout to do this
In 1981, that's where it all begun
We do it for the money we don't rap for fun
Five dolla's fo' a tape, Too $hort and Freddy B
Money in my pocket's all I ever need
It was me, Fred B, and Freddy Brack
Dipped the sermon sticks then we smoked them phat
While we rapped about the bitches and all the ho's
Can't be in the hole tryin' to ball without vogues
In '82 you was in the game
with a Falcon, Cougar or a Mustang
Me and Freddy B used to hit the turfs
with a bag of tapes puttin in work, Biatch
In '83 you hit a house party
a dolla' get you in and a dolla' fo' a drink
I'm on the turntable smokin' get-right
and at mid-night I'll be rappin' on the mic
I did the same thang, for the next two years
That's why they say my name, when I come through here
When I was 16, I want'd to be a mack
I went to Fremont High with Lil' D and Black
Young ballers in the town livin' real phat
Never had the sack but I smoked a little crack
Crushed up in the weed, we call em bass rock Caddies
Goin' on them grimmies make them ho's call me daddy
[Hook]
These are the tales, these are the tales that I tell so well
These are the tales, these are the tales that I tell so well
[Too $hort]
It's been 15 years since that shit happened
But Too $hort don't stop rappin'
In '85, I was on the right page
Ten thousand niggaz, $hort live on stage
Underground tapes was all they ever heard
but the whole crowd sang along with me word for word
And that changed everything
Went to Seventy Five Girls and hooked up with Dean
Real player-ism and that's no joke
Snort a lot of coke with ho's that like to smoke
I was makin' records but wasn't makin' money
you can take it seriously or you can think its funny
By '87, I was on my own, started Dangerous Music
and I made the song ";These are the tales, the freaky tales";
No radio or video or CD sales
Six platinums in a row Ice Cube and Cool J
Who else did that shit? $hort Dog from the Bay
These ho's try to play it safe
but I been mackin' hard since eighty-eight
And from eighty-nine to ninety-six
I was rappin' on the mic talkin' shit about a bitch
I'll retire 10 times and I'll still be here
My old records sell about a half a mil' a year
I say ";bitch get naked"; so pimpishly
spit rhymes through decades and centuries
And bitches just love my dirty mouth
when I see you again I'ma cuss you out, BIATCH!
That's my gift, now all you rappers get to say that shit
I wont sue you, but that's the trademark
I was a grown ass man when you was playin' in the park lil' nigga
[Hook]
[Too $hort]
Now I'm in Atlanta I still love the O
I gave you my bitch but you can't have my flow
I guest appeared on 47 albums
Fuck McDonalds and fuck Calvin
I get money with Erick Sermon when I'm in New York
I get respect, they call me Too $hort
I live swell in A.T.L. cause I'm a player
We fuckin' hella ho's at X House in Decatur where it's greater
You know how we ride
I got love for all niggaz from the EastSide
It was me, Ant Banks and Shorty B
All we need to do is find my nigga PeeWee
We used to be on Murdel Street makin' funky songs
if you see him tell him Short said its back on
Lets get this money, midwest down South
East coast West coast ride out, BIATCH
[Too $hort talking over Hook]
That's my gift to rap, you can have that word
Say bitch all you want, all you regular fake ass niggas
You finally get to have Too $hort's bitch, trick
[Hook]
Other Too Short lyrics:
Short Dog's in the House lyrics
It's Your Life lyrics
The Ghetto lyrics
Short But Funky lyrics
In the Oaktown lyrics
Dead or Alive lyrics
Punk Bitch lyrics
Ain't Nuthin But a Word to Me lyrics
Hard on the Boulevard lyrics
Pimpology lyrics
Paula & Janet lyrics
Rap Like Me lyrics
Intro: Shorty the Pimp lyrics
In the Trunk lyrics
I Ain't Nothin But a Dog lyrics
Hoes lyrics
No Love From Oakland lyrics
I Want to Be Free (That's the Truth) lyrics
Hoochie lyrics
Step Daddy lyrics
It Don't Stop lyrics
So You Want to Be a Gangster lyrics
Somethin to Ride To lyrics
Gettin' It lyrics
Survivin' the Game lyrics
That's Why lyrics
Bad Ways lyrics
Fuck My Car lyrics
Take My Bitch lyrics
Buy You Some lyrics
Pimp Me lyrics
Baby D lyrics
Nasty Rhymes lyrics
Never Talk Down lyrics
I Must Confess lyrics
Anything is Possible lyrics
You Nasty lyrics
Pimp Shit lyrics
Just Like Dope lyrics
Call Me Daddy lyrics
Where They At? lyrics
2 Bitches lyrics
All the Time lyrics
Don't Hate the Player lyrics
Keep Fuckin' Me lyrics
I Luv lyrics
Late Night Creep lyrics
This How We Eat lyrics
Candy Paint lyrics
Fire lyrics
Can I Hit It lyrics
Chase the Cat lyrics
Don't Ever Give Up lyrics
Domestic Violence lyrics
Player For Life lyrics
Analyze the Game lyrics
Talkin' Shit lyrics
Mack Attack lyrics
Freaky Tales lyrics
Dope Fiend Beat lyrics
Little Girls lyrics
Can't Stay Away (Can't Stay Away ) lyrics
Ain't No Bitches lyrics
Can't Stop lyrics
Here We Go (J.D. Remix) lyrics
More Freaky Tales lyrics
Good Life lyrics
Longevity lyrics
How Does it Feel lyrics
What Happened to the Groupies lyrics
Can't Stay Away lyrics
Ain't Nuthin Like Pimpin lyrics
Cocktales lyrics
Can I Get A Bitch lyrics
Coming Up $hort lyrics
Thangs Change lyrics
Paystyle lyrics
Givin up the Funk lyrics
Top Down lyrics
We Do This lyrics
Game lyrics
Sample The Funk lyrics
Don't Fuck for Free lyrics
Don't Fight the Intro lyrics
I'm a Playa lyrics
Just Anotha Day lyrics
Gotta Get Some Lovin' lyrics
Money In The Ghetto lyrics
Blowjob Betty lyrics
All My Bitches Are Gone lyrics
The Dangerous Crew lyrics
Get In Where You Fit In lyrics
Playboy $hort lyrics
Way Too Real lyrics
It's All Good lyrics
Oakland Style lyrics
Life is Too $hort lyrics
Rhymes lyrics
I Ain't Trippin lyrics
Nobody Does It Better lyrics
Oakland lyrics
Don't Fight the Feeling lyrics
Cusswords lyrics
City of Dope lyrics
Pimp the Ho lyrics
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